I’m a little Anteater
Bored with what I eat
I never get delicious stuff
Like a chocolate treat
I eat the same thing every day
You really ought to try it
Cos all I ever seem to get
Is ants in every diet?
I’d like to nibble on some bread
Or lovely potted beef
But nothing that is chewy
Cos I don’t have any teef
If I had a sirloin steak
I think I would deep fry it
But all I ever seem to get
Is ants in every diet?
I could have spaghetti
Even though it’s very long
I wouldn’t use a fork or spoon
I’ve got a sticky tongue
My taste buds though are limited
I really can’t deny it
So I guess I’ll always eat
Ants with every diet!
Inspired by Ctit
